at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce
Everyone’s fucked up. You’ve just gotta decide what kinda fucked up you’re into.
if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song
So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that
do u ever have to start a song over bc YOU FORGOT TO FUCKING LISTEN.
I hate people generally, but I like people individually.
i pretend to be punk rock but im really just a vaguely emo indie pop kid who loves fall out boy a lot
Im 30% sarcasm and 70% Fall Out Boy lyrics
B-B-BE CAREFUL MAKIN’ WISHES IN THE -
*Stabs person twice*